Death By A Thousand Badjokes

Did you know that the definition of perfect pitch is heaving a banjo into the dumpster and hitting an accordion?

I left my banjo in the car the other night while I got dinner, someone broke in and left two more.

Whats the difference between banjo music and hypertension? Hypertension is the Silent Killer.

The difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You take your shoes off on a trampoline.

(ba dum pah)

— courtesy of the moosen.