Did you know that the definition of perfect pitch is heaving a banjo into the dumpster and hitting an accordion?
I left my banjo in the car the other night while I got dinner, someone broke in and left two more.
Whats the difference between banjo music and hypertension? Hypertension is the Silent Killer.
The difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You take your shoes off on a trampoline.
(ba dum pah)
— courtesy of the moosen.